From the "mommy to be" blogs...very funny!

Ronnie and I are members of a baby center community where we have connected with parents "to be" all over the Atlanta area. We exchange photos, thoughts about what we are going through and suggestions. Today, a post was started in which all of the pregnant women vented as to how their hormones are raging. The posts are hilarious and I thought that you guys would get a kick out of them, too. They are all listed below. 

Tee hee.  This makes me laugh re-reading it.

1. To the kid on the dirt bike who was doing doughnuts that I just caught riding through my wet yard making tracks in my grass. You are so lucky I am not really a T-Rex or I would eat you. I see you are not wearing a helmet again. I warned you earlier I would call the police. Two other people have called about you already (probably crotchety old lady and the woman with a new baby 2 door down). They are on their way.

2. To everything I have eaten today that I have seen again within 10 minutes. SERIOUSLY?! Cut me some slack here! I am going to go extinct! It wasn't a meteor. A stomach bug killed the dinosaurs! EEK!

hahaha i love this!!!

how about to my boss - who likes to ask me every day how i am feeling today - which is nice, but when you see me bee lining it to the bathroom to heave violently, dont stop me and ask how i am, or i will vomit on you :-) ask me on days were i am a plesant bundle of sunshine!

and how about to a particualer family member of mine who shall remain nameless - we will call you stamantha. listen, the next backhanded compliment you give me im going to eat your face! like, wow, the pants look great even though you can barely zip them up! or wow nikki, you are glowing, but do you want to borrow my pimple cream? or the best, nikki, try this wine! omg thats right, you cant right? well i will just drink for both of us. RAWR!! LOL

to my DH - Please DONT text me and let me know what you are having for lunch. especially if it is a ham sammy. i hate you. ((see my post about the ham sammy)) i want one so bad and you know that. well enjoy it! because as of tonight there is no deli meat in our house! you didnt have to give up drinking! ur giving up the ham dammit!